I read this and was amused, and thought it was wise advice, so I’m passing it along:

“For Single Ladies: Quick Bible Lesson…In the Bible, Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, Please don’t settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Downlowaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz, Goodfornothingaz, Lazyaz, or Marriedaz! And Especially his third cousin, Beatingyoaz. PLEASE….wait on your Boaz, and make sure HE respects Yoaz!!!”