The kids are resolved that they are never getting married. Nice idea and all, but our family is too perfect and they love us too much. It’s not worth having to move away from us and out of our perfect house, so they’ve decided they’re not getting married.

This is a well-known fact in our family conversations, so we don’t even entertain talk of future spouses, weddings, or grandkids. It could incite a riot!

Well, the other day I heard Siah ask Button, “I know we’re not getting married, but in your dreams who would you marry?” Without hesitation she responded, “Andrei” [giggle giggle].

“How ’bout you, Siah?”

He smiled cheekily and said, “Jazzy.” And then laughed bashfully.

It’s comforting to know that if they ever got married, they have great taste!