The other day, I said to Niki (in front of Button), “I love you, Daddy.” Button chimed in right away, “I love you, TOO, Daddy . . . More than Mommy!”

Later I told him he better watch himself. I will not be replaced by an adorable 4-year-old who is vying for his heart. She’s cuter, she’s sweeter, but I’m the wife.