The other night Button was in the guest room with our friend Shelley, who is staying with us. It just so happens that our karaoke machine is stored in that room’s closet, and Button had found the mic and was standing on the bed singing “Jesus Loves Me” into the microphone.

Shelley suggested to Button that she stand on the floor rather than the bed, or she might fall and hurt herself.

But Button replied: I can’t! I HAVE to stand on the bed so I can shake my BOOTY! At which time she began shaking it like you wouldn’t believe!!!

[I have no idea where she got “booty,” by the way]